If it aint broke , dont “Fix” it!

To the Congress of the Empire of Activity

Yesterday, April. 4, 2005 – a date which will live in infamy – the Empire of Activity
was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the forces of the US.

The Empire was at peace with that nation and… was still in conversation with the government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.

Indeed, one hour after US air squadrons had commenced bombing in Activity, the ambassador to the empire and his colleagues delivered to the Emperor a formal reply to a recent 'american style' message. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or armed attack.

It will be recorded that the distance of Activity from US Headquarters makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the US government has deliberately sought to deceive Activity by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday on the Activity has caused severe damage to Activity's forces. Luckily no lives have been lost. In addition, "lightning strikes" have been reported bringing down all communications and causing damage to millions of dollars of equipment.

… and the story goes on!

Well, thats the 'historical' way of putting the events of yester-week.

Putting it in simple english….

1. 'Twas the night before Tuesday, when all over the floor
Not a creature was stirring, not even a door;
The techies were asleep snoring through the night
when all of a sudden , lo the sky became bright!

Lightning struck everywhere , like a 1000w light
and circuits in smoke , all in plain sight!
People are silent, how can they call?
No more telephones, extensions and all….

2. Infy loses out to Deloitte on a Billion dollar tie up with Accenture 😉
pun intended… (The inspiration for the title)
Warning: All characters portrayed are completely fictional and any similarity to real places/people living or dead is unintended and purely coincidental. he he he

Some Matches are made in heaven, but Match Fixing happens only on earth …
(sorry, i couldnt resist that one! stabbing cricket in the back 😉 )

i.e. If it isn't broken, find something that is, and fix it.

with excerpts from magnetron,IfItAintBrokeDontFixIt and FDR's speech!

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2 Responses to “If it aint broke , dont “Fix” it!”

  1. Amit Says:

    Hi Tarun! Thankx for the comment..how r you? Where are you? Nice writing…

  2. kd Says:

    Hey this IS the most beautiful piece of writing that a person can do about himself and..his enemy nation!! and its spies… and the million ways oin which they infiltrate your world and..

    Anyways keep posting. I am here on the other end of the network ( GSM, internet, BSNL etc)

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