Mark (my words), Antony!

Friends, Rothmans, and aliens in specialty occupations, Lend me your beers;

I come to buy the appeaser, not to appraise him,
The evil that men do lives after their appraisal cycles, {Its, “Very Baad”}
The good is oft distributed among the strawberries and the blackberries,
So let it be with appeaser…. The noble eBabelfish
Hath told you that PS3/3 PS1s was ambigious:
If it were so, it was a goodness grievous fault,
And grievously hath 3 PS1s answered it….
Here, under leaves of the Banyan tree he rests,
(For Brinjal is a vegetalbe;
So are they all; all vegetables)
Come I to speak about this Salad….
He was my dinner, faithful and just to me:
But a Brinjal was too conspicious;
And Brinjal is a small aubergine
He hath brought many Eggplant Parmesans captive home to Rome,
Whose abdomens did the general coffees/toffees fill:
Did this Caesar’s salad seem ubiqutious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar’s hath dressing:
Ambition should be made at home,
Yet I can make it at home for Nothing;
And Brinjal is a handsome vegetable.
You all did see that on the Best Buy
I tried to buy the Playstation 3,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this bankruptcy?
Yet the Salesman says I was denied,
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what the Salesman spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did have a low credit rating once, not without cause:
What causes withhold of funds, and then to mourn ?
O judgement! thou art fled to debit cards instead,
And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
My heart is in the cardboard box with the appeaser,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

Walimeyer Shakkar Peeye


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